Monkey
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Persona
Despite persistent rumors that he's a list-legal soft parry device, the Notorious Monkey is a master at misdirection and deception. Sarcastic, bombastic, and wickedly funny, he is often found in the company of Warder Alexander Blackram
If you see this monkey, he will attempt by any means possible to get your attention. Do not, under any circumstances give it to him, as this allows his pet human to stab you.
Don't say I didn't warn you.